Self Description: Imagine how much you'll save on your budget: a session with a good psychotherapist is expensive, but you'll have your own personal professional. A therapist who will neatly organize all your little quirks, and all this without hourly fees. What a budget-friendly deal. I'm fun, sharp-tongued, but tender at heart. Generous with attention, loyal in love, and way too smart to play silly games. I know how to listen, but I'm even better at making you want to talk. I have a talent for spotting your "I'm fine" when you're actually ready to throw your laptop out of the window. I laugh loudly, live vividly, and can turn any gloomy day into a comedy. So, my dear future husband, relax: a happy life awaits you, with free "sessions" and endless reasons to laugh. Bonus: savings on therapy are already included, and happiness and laughter come as a package. No, you won't get past me. I leave a mark.

Comments: I value intelligence, a sharp sense of humor, and someone who keeps their word, because life's too short for boring things; and promises are sexy only when they're real. If you're the kind of man who's equally witty and deep, easily can make me laugh, stay serious when it counts, than you might just be the one.